Slow down bro your gonna get hurt.

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

(via psychedelis)


(via spaghettihos)





pizza:

watashi-wa-fabu-gozen:

whores:

nickelodeonjonas:

poopflow:

maleteen:

pizza is kind of disgusting in all honestly

unfollowed

blocked

reported

im telling pizza

i’m a little offended

(via jemiferaniston)


stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

  • AND
  • I
  • AINT
  • FUCKING
  • SCARED
  • OF 
  • HIM

(via jemiferaniston)


spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

(via hi)


aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(via lilister)


tyleroakley:

when I add my own caption to a post

image

(via hi)